The new Straight Dope Message Board weight measurement system:
2 Eutychus = 1 Snooooopy
But I’m trying to arrange to improve that ratio.
I’m heavier than Euty? Sweet good baby corn! Euty, can you hide behind a piece of paper turned sideways?
Odesio
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Just more of you to love, baby.
Marc
Euty mate, don’t stress it. I’m 265 pounds (I think, my brain is metric). Wanna swap?