I'm going insane

A few months back Yepmas got up in the middle of the night for a glass of orange juice.
I found the over half full carton of juice in the cupboard the next morning. :rolleyes:

Then there’s the usual fridge findings:
Book
Keys
Cat
Cordless Phone
Dishes

We both take turns at that, though. :smiley:

Nope. I am always dumped with all the diseases. Allergies, Asthma, Manic Depression…just to name a few.

It’s why whenever someone loses something, I tell them to look in the fridge.

Yeah, that’s always the best solution because if what you’re looking for isn’t in there, the Baileys is. :wink:

I will not buy this tobacconist, it is scratched.
Maybe your body is telling you something. Like… you need foil?

Once I poured orange juice into a bowl instead of a glass. I also drank it all. I didn’t notice the bowl/glass change until I put it into the sink and noticed it was larger, a different shape, and weighed more.

Oh. My friend and I once found her indoor cat in her mailbox. The box was closed. It was insane. Not that this has anything to do with this subject though…

So… the cat was insane?

Or just surrounded by the probability of being insane?

No, the cat was surrounded by the mailbox.
Didn’t you read the post? :smiley:

I hate it when I ask someone a question and then completely zone out and forget to listen when they answer me and then have to ask them to repeat it. :smack:

I have also been known to put trash in the washer and laundry in the trashcan.

Yes, you’re clearly going crazy, bananas, and the reason is obvious. Your not supposed to eat foil. You’re supposed to put it in your hat.

Duh.

Yeah, I know what you mean. I once slept with my girlfriend’s younger sister and tied up the dog in the yard instead of the other way around.
Is it hotter in the summer or the country?

Do you ride the bus to work or take a lunch?

:smack: Of course.

Does the Hershey’s Kiss gold foil work as well as regular foil, or are there subtle differences?

I think the majoy subtle differnce is that one is gold and one silver, i forget which one is which.

the rest of the post-

The silver is for silver aliens and also governmental control, the gold is for gold aliens and military control.

While the foil repels mind control rays, the sweet smell attracts raccoons. It’s a good news/bad news kinda thing.

It was your body trying to foil your plans of getting cavities.

But I like raccoons! I did a report on them in 3rd grade.

Yeah well let’s see how much you like them when they’re clawing through your hair looking for that sweet, sweet taste of a Hershey Kiss.