I saw a couple of elementary school aged kids with their parents in the company cafeteria today, so I walked up to them and said, “Forget what you hear about milk and cookies. I have on good authority that Santa wants $10s and $20s left for him this year.”
A good laugh and a wink from the dad, too…
Well, considering the state of the economy these days, Santa probably could use a little supplemental income. 
Good one. At least you didn’t tell them that Santa wants a blow job from their mommie.
Last year, I told my teenaged son that he was supposed to leave Santa a 6 pack of Moosehead and a hooker. He shot right back “Only if I get a hooker of my own.”
** Of course, I wouldn’t have said that to someone I didn’t know, or wouldn’t find it funny.**