After hearing how incredibly bad House of the Dead is, I stuck it on our Netflix queue to watch. So the question is, how much alcohol will be needed to make it hilariously bad?
A lot. A whole lot. I adore bad horror movies. The worse the movie is, the more I love it. And this was awful. Sit back, drink heavily, and try to forget that zombies shouldn’t have that much blood. Enjoy!
Just one bottle, as long as the glass is hard enough to bash your own skull in.
It’s not even fun to watch as a bad movie.
House of the Dead cocktail:
2 oz. cheap vodka
2 oz. vermouth
3 oz. triple sec
1 oz. Red Bull
6 oz. Old Style beer
Mix in large glass and drink until you realize the futility of your existence, pass out (hopefully closer to the beginning than the end of the movie), and/or get up nerve to rent a classic terrible(-ly fun) Italian zombie movie from the 80s. (I was always partial to City of the Walking Dead, myself. Now that’s some painfully bad yet completely enjoyable zombie mayhem…)