Fuck you as well.
And you.
No thanks. As a general rule I don’t donate to unworthy charities.
You whiney little sissy assed bitch. Oh no! Someone said something that I can take the wrong way if I tilt my head just right.
Kick rocks, assmunch.
Back to cellphones…
QuickSilver, I am with you! These things are touted as absolutely essential, yet I get on just fine without one. This puts me in the minority, I guess. Case in point: I go from my office to a gym to work out. Last week, as I entered the locker room in my business attire, a teenager stops me. “Dude, can I borrow your cell phone?”
I smile and say, “I don’t have one.”
Teenager takes a step back in shock and looks at me like I am some kind of mutant!
(Mt teenage daughters agree with the kid, I am a mutant to be without a cellphone!)
Well good goddamn, that one cuts like a knife. I don’t know how I’m going to face the rest of the day. How can I go on??? I don’t know what to do, I’ve been added to the fuck list. Just when I thought life couldn’t get any worse. I feel so lost.
I now return you to your regularly scheduled rant, already in progress.
(cell phones still suck)
I had a cell phone when on call, I was also paid well to be on call. I have no intention of being on call without being paid for it so I do not have a cell phone now. Some people do need to be contactable at all times even if they are not the President, but those people are polite enough to set their phone to vibrate mode.
I hope they don’t introduce cell phone blocking technology, but instead allow on the spot fines for cell phone missuse. I would not like to have been blocked from going to cinemas or restaurants whilst I was on call.
Your place or mine?
I wholeheartedly agree with this for every single BlackBerry user. Except me, that is.
Dude, I wish!
Hold the phone. Are you telling me people are taking pictures of their asses with their camera phones and sending them via email to other people? Are they hot? If so, where the fuck do I sign up?
Cell phones are retarded.
I meant to post that earlier, but I suffer from A.D.D…the fake disease.
jk
Don’t do it! It’s a trap!
(I don’t actually know to which of you I’m directing this.)
My wife suffers from A.D.D. and it has had serious negative effects on her life, both personal and professional. The condition of A.D.D. is not something to be used as an insult and the use of A.D.D. with the word “retard” is something I find offensive and would find offensive even if my wife did not suffer from the affliction. Pit or no pit.
Well, it is alot safer than sitting atop the glass on Xerox machine :eek:
We’re all sorry that your wife is retarded, but if you want to pore through every thread at the dope looking for slights that offend you and scattering "fuck you"s, you’re probably better off just starting a pit thread of your own.
Dude, this is a seriously shitty thing to say to someone, especially completely unprovoked. You’re a dick.
[sub]Note that my mod hat is off, and lying crumpled up in the corner.[/sub]
It’s all going pear shaped, innit?..
Just when I got my highest pit thread rating to date… (8/10)… <sigh>
She’s NOT retarded.
She has A.D.D.
I was just poking him with another stick. If she really was mentally handicapped, I wouldn’t say that.
Dude, I’m ADD and I thought QuickSilver’s epithet was pretty funny.
Trunk, however, was way out of line. Unless he was being ironic, in which case: heh.
Holy fuck y’all, how did a thread about cell phones turn this ugly?
Not taking any sides here but admittedly I did cringe a bit when I saw a common disorder used as an insult, not to mention the word “retard”, the use of which as we’ve seen ably demonstrated before never ends well.
Maybe LouisB is sensitive to this but I can’t say I blame him one little bit. I don’t really see how attempts to provoke him further do anyone any good either.
My wife is NOT retarded you slimy cocksucker. Go straight to hell and fuck you while you are going.
See giraffe, that’s all I was getting at.