I'm gonna be a millionaire!!!

Here’s the deal. All those voyeur sites are raking in money hand over fist. So i’m gonna put cameras all over my house and make it availible for FREE!! So how will I make those millions? Easy after a few days of watchin’ my fat, pastey, white butt walk around in underwear scratchin’ and belching and fartin’ they’ll try to uninstall it. But they can’t!! Sweet, sweet freedom will cost 'em $19.95. I can’t lose!!!

“Gee, James, what’re we gonna do tonight?”

“The same thing we do every night, Pinky… try to take over the world!”

Never hear much about that DOT COM guy anymore.

Hey - you must work for my cable company! HBO, etc. is free for a month when you first sign up, but when you try to get rid of them, you have to pay a fee.

And I’ll have you know, I’m shortly to become a millionaire myself. I have created a concoction (largely made of potatoes, onions and cooking oil) that actually sticks to Teflon! I’m gonna be rich! Rich, I tell ya!