I'm gonna have to pit AAA batteries.

[Anastasaeon]

@Incubus

Isn’t an AAA bra just a couple of strips of fabric?

Band-aids

[Cinnamon_Girl]

@sturmhauke

My battery beef is all those stupid little pill shaped ones that are all subtly different in dimensions and power specs. I need a new one for my car remote gizmo but I can’t find the right kind. Fortunately I have another gizmo with a good battery.

YES!!! It’s easy to remember how many A’s are needed, but button cells are too numerous and inexplicably numbered: 396? 337? 352? CR1225? WTF!! You have to take the freakin battery with you to the store and, of course, it’s so tiny, by the time you get there, you’ve lost it in your purse or pocket or somewhere deep, dark and full of crumbs. Even if you did find it, they’d be all sold out of your 3XX. GAAAHHHH!

(Um, sorry 'bout that. You hit a nerve.) :o

[Cinnamon_Girl]

Oh yeah, forgot to mention: You can also get AAAAs here. But of course that would mean you’d have to plan ahead.

[Ghanima]

@LorieSmurf

/hijack/

are there A batteries?

/end hijack/

 [The Master Speaks](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_005b.html)

[35340]

@alimarx

And while we’re at it, hows about the American Automobile Association? 40 minutes until a tow truck gets here!?!

Wow, that’s a SHORT wait time! Most recent call put it at 2.5 hours, 10pm at night in a city center (we flagged a road ranger instead).

[tdn]

@Ghanima

While we’re at it, why don’t we pit AAA bras as well. I mean, what’s the fucking point?

Hey, I’m all for that. Off with their bras!