I'm home sick

Which is a shame, because think how cool an “Ask the Dead Guy” thread would be!

The movies they make lately, I’m inclined to agree with that thought,

Cross your bank, a co-worker, even an internet boo-boo, your in deep.

I assume you live alone as I, I live for the Seasons, although my sledding days are over.

Isn’t this where somebody more witty than I posts, “I see dead dopers.”

That’s just as unscientific as those who say that there is an afterlife.

If there is an afterlife, I just hope it’s not as icky as afterbirth.

I don’t think you understand science. The position that there is no soul or afterlife would be the null hypothesis; there would need to be positive evidence to demonstrate that they exist.

The 34 years since my birth have all been pretty icky, to be honest.

But, that’s still a good place to go if life is wearing you out. If there’s no Heaven, there’s no Hell either.

Now troubles are many, they’re as deep as a well.
I can swear there ain’t no heaven but I pray there ain’t no hell.
Swear there ain’t no heaven and I pray there ain’t no hell,
But I’ll never know by living, only my dying will tell.
Yes only my dying will tell.
Yeah, only my dying will tell.

– Blood, Sweat & Tears