A was called a DILF a couple weeks back. Man, that made me feel good.
I think if I’m ever to (under the influence of badly contaminated LSD) become the sponsor of a Monster-Truck team, I could see requesting one of the rigs be named the “Professional Milfinator” 
DILF? Sounds like a nickname for “Dilbert”.
I really like fucking the mother of your children, too.
Booyah!
This is exactly way I still think your mother jokes are funny.
Bravo Neurotik, bravo!
Just goes to show anybody who thinks that the Mods aren’t aren’t on the ball…
My other ride is your mother was banned with only one post… and credited with zero!
Please ignore one “aren’t” in the previous post.
I will use the “Preview Reply” button.
I will use the “Preview Reply” button.
I will use the “Preview Reply” button…
Which one?
Ask yo’mama, she was there when he put it in…
I had a tshirt that said I’d rather be going down on your daughter, and a licence plate frame that said my other ride is your mama,
people get offended as hell for some reason but they are both great conversation starters.
come on mama jokes are great if they are from far enough out of the blue or half way original.
Well, as a teenager I wore a jacket button that said “Harder than your husband.”
You can find that shirt at Glarkware , which has some other neat stuff. Being a sixteen-year-old girl, I’m partial to the World’s Best Grandma shirt, but the times are such that it might actually be taken seriously.
Thinking back on it, I realized that I should clarify. While it’s not possible for me to be a grandmother at sixteen, the fact that there are twenty-seven year old grandmothers out there (mentioned in another thread) shows that the idea of a very young woman being a grandmother is not as outrageous as it seems.
Let’s get off moms, I just got off yours.
The heck it was. That was a common expression used back when I was in HS (over a decade ago) (just barely). And it wasn’t a local thing because I also heard it in college 4 states away.