I saw this user the other day. Brand spankin’ new. Zero posts. His name was somewhat offenseive so I check out his porfile. Location: Your mom
Occupation: Profesional Milfinator
Why? Why must my parent be brought into this? And why can’t we grow out of the fifth grade?
But Chavardz, yer ma is just so flamin’ hot!
(Well, sheesh… Would you prefer jokes about how ugly your mother is?)
Alas, humanity is permanently stuck in the fifth grade… Just ask any tv producer…
Trinopus
Yes she is, and no, you aren’t invited to my house.
I wans’t upset by the direct reference to my mother, it was the fact that someone could still think it’s funny that disturbed me.
Well, we’re being asked to welcome the newest member , who goes by the name of:
My other ride is your mom.
Same user, I wonder, or at least in his same 5th grade class?
Well I didn’t want to mention him, but now that you do… should I warn him he’s being pitted?
It gets better, I forgot his interest: Doing you mom
His email address (publicly available) is the same as his user name. Way to go dude!
He reminds me of sherman, from american pie.
I don’t know…I saw a t-shirt the other day that said “Ask me about your mother” on it, and I laughed at the thought of me (female) wearing it. “Your mom” jokes can be funny in the right context.
(Or…maybe I’m just 12 years old.)
Is this the user called My Other Ride Is Your Mom or something to that effect?
Next your going to try telling us fart jokes aren’t funny either. Excuse me while I go see a man about a horse and drop the kids off at the pool.
She told me she loved me like a brother. She was from Arkansas, hence the Joy!
Damn, ammo52 beat me to it.
I have to be honest, I was anxiously awaiting his first post. I really wanted to know if he was serious or, umm, you know, one of those things that live under bridges?
My Other Ride Is Your Mom
I gotta admit, that’s pretty funny.
Now here’s a jimmy joke about your mama that ya might not like…
/snoop dogg
I saw this user, he (she?) had a post in a thread I read. The user had BANNED under his (her) name, and a post count of 0.
I thought it was odd.
Okay, I’ve seen it used everywhere, and my curiosity is at a peak.
WHAT THE HOLY HELL IS A “MILF”???
Mom
I’d
Like to
Fuck
First made famous in the American Pie movies. My homegirl Madonna was voted a “MILF” by one of those lad’s magazines last moth.
Don’t listen to them. Are you at work? Google the term and click on every link.
Not really.
The user in question posted at least once.
You know, I never feel the NEED to make sexual jokes about people’s moms…it’s really more of a hobby.
Although, I really like fucking the mother of my children…