I’m just about to go out to a club and I was just wondering how you all see my evening going?
If anybody actually posts here I’ll tell you all about it either when I get back (if I’m able) or in the morning.
Good luck!!! 
The usual…drunken debauchery, strip poker with a bunch of mob bosses’ wives, stolen firetrucks, hot tubs filled with Goldschlager and hookers, all culminating with trying to hitch a ride back from Mexico in the morning.
Oh, wait, your evening.
Whatever you do, DON’T TOUCH THE RED KNOB!
No matter how much he cajoles/pleads/begs.
shake shake shake
“Reply Hazy, Try Again”
shake shake shake
“You May Rely On It”
shake shake shake
" My Sources Say No"
shake shake shake
“Outlook Good” Ah, there’s a good one! Have fun.
With a name like klintypooh, it’s got to be good!
In you future, I see lights…red lights, no wait blue lights, red, blue, red, blue…
When come back from nightclub, bring pie.