I'm listening to Ethel Merman

I’m listening to Ethel Merman.
Yep, that’s right. I bought the CD a few months ago, and I’m not afraid to play it.
I guess I’m just posting this as an opposite viewpoint to all of the “Music you’re afraid to admit you like” threads.
I’ve never posted in one of those.
I’m brazen. :slight_smile:
<singing along>
*You’re the tops,
you’re Mahatma Ghandi,
You’re the tops,
you’re Napoleon Brandy.

You’re the purple light of a summer night in Spain,
You’re the National Gallery, you’re Garbo’s salary, you’re cellophane…*
</ singing along>
:wink:

<nitpick>It’s Gandhi</nitpick>

Get in touch with your inner belter, Forbin! So what if you’re scaring the hell out of your neighbors?

That’s great, but would you mind turning it down a bit now? You’re keeping the baby awake.

It’s Die Walkure now, not Ethel Merman anymore.

IIRC, Ethel Merman was a star back in the days when the studios really attended to every detail. Stars were taught to sing, dance, intonation coaching; the whole shootin’ match. If the story I’ve heard is correct, Ethel Merman went for one lesson, and her teacher declared, “You must never take a voice lesson ever.” (or something like that)
I think he felt that she had so much personality, expressed with her singing, that he didn’t want to “learn” it out of her.

I just have to share my Ethel Merman story.

A good friend of mine is a very talented singer. She is also somewhat nuts.

So one day, she’s standing in my dining room, and breaks into song.

She starts singing “When I need You” by Leo Sayer… except she sings it Ethel Merman style.

“Whennn Iiii neeeeeeeed… ** LOVE!**
I hold out my hannnnds and I… ** TOUCH!… ** LOVE!
That was about 15 years ago.
I’ve been on medication ever since.

There’s NO Business, Like show Business…!
Who does not love Ethel Merman? (Whom, for some reason, I’ve always mixed up with Vivian Vance from I Love Lucy.)
What CD is it anyways?

Who would win in a fight: Ethel Merman or Christina Aguilera?

Are you kidding? One belt from those brass-lined lungs and Christina would melt into a pudddle of makeup and lycra.

One of my favorite Hollywood factoids is that she was married to Ernest Borgnine for about a month. The mind boggles at the thought of those two doing the horizontal tango.

Ohhh, I didn’t know she was married to Ernest Borgnine. Fascinating.

I would love to reanimate the Ethel Merman’s of her day and bring them back now to show the Christina’s and Britney’s and Madonna’s what real talent is all about.

What CD is it anyways?

It’s “Doin’ What Comes Naturally”, 1999, Jasmine Records.

I never have understood the “ashamed of my music threads”
Anyway, I like Ethel Merman.
:slight_smile:

YOU’LL BE SWELL!
YOU’LL BE GREAT!
GONNA HAVE THE WHOLE WORLD ON A PLATE…

ain’t she grand?

Dear og…

<airplane>
Poor man, thinks he’s Ethel Merman…
</airplane>

She’s not one of my favorites, but she beats the bejezus out of Kate. Fucking. Smith.

Speaking of Kate. Fucking. Smith., the sunset flag-lowering ceremony the Kiwanis do in Cape May every evening involves her on the boombox.

I get the impression there’s no postmodern irony on the part of the organizers, but I can’t vouch for all of the observers.

If you ever have a song stuck in your head, sing it out loud, Ethel Merman style. Strangely, it works.