Lynne, different women react differently to all the different formulations of the pill. Some women have horrible side effects from the low-dose ones while doing wonderfully on the high-dose ones. Other women are the exact opposite. Still others have horrilbe side effects from any version they try.
Similarly, some women love, love, love Depo. It stops their periods, cures their PMS, and gets rid of waxy yellow buildup. (Okay, maybe not the last part.) Other women bloat horribly on Depo, or their PMS gets worse, or they start having mood swings and panic attacks the rest of the month, or they have constant breakthrough bleeding. These women are the reason I refuse to try Depo, no matter how much the PP folks try to shove it at me. If I have side effects from any other form of birth control, I can stop using it, but with Depo you’re just stuck for 3 months.
The period-skipping thing works much better if you’re a monophasic pill than on a triphasic one. The shifting hormone levels in triphasic pills can often trigger breakthrough bleeding. Skipping a period with triphasics typically involves shifting back and forth between multiple pill packs, and it can get confusing if you’re trying to skip multiple months at once.
As for the weight gain, my first gyno told me that up to 10 pounds could be from retaining water. Anything more than that, and it’s you, not the pill.
Personally, I’d like to hear more about the fantastic plastic, please. I’m considering getting a bit of plastic myself soon (unless my new gyno has a better suggestion, like pulling the whole pile of useless garbage out and setting fire to it), but all the reading I’ve done about the potential complications and side effects has me a little leery. I mean, that stuff’s rare, but it’s still really, really nasty and dangerous.
::sigh:: Digging my uterus out at home with a salad fork and ligating the blood vessels with dental floss doesn’t really sound so bad after reading about all the ways birth control could kill me.