Right next to the two turntables and a microphone?
Yeah, because you told us, ya craaaaaazy! 
{{{Not Approved}}} Welcome to the boards. Watch out for the goat in the far corner. The boofay is over here. (points right)
Or possibly the atrium. Although since Lynn Bodoni isn’t moderating anymore, the concierge doesn’t rap your knuckles with a sledge hammer.
I keed, I keed. Oh crap, she still frightens me. momma…
No… I am by Northgate Mall. That’s why I was freaked.
Hi Big Fella! {Waves}
You’re in a maze of twisty passages, all alike.
-D/a
But its a free transfer to most Ohio stops. 
The Dope isn’t Hell, but if you stand on your tiptoes, you can see it from here.
Welcome to a fellow Buckeye!