Im not a fig plucker or a fig pluckers son..

…but i’ll pluck figs until the fig plucker comes.

Does anyone know any more of these rhymes?

The version I heard referred to a pheasant plucker…

Turtles!

YES! I AM A TURTLE!

1 small hen.
a couple of ducks
3 brown bears
4 running hares
5 fat fickle females sitting sipping scotch
6 simple Simon’s, sitting on their stumps
7 Sinbad sailors, sailing the seven seas
8 egotistical egoists, echoing their egotistical ecstasies
9 nude, nubile nubines, nibbleing nads, nuts, and nicotine butts
10 totally toasted toads watching fat frogs fry flies.

I’ve never been a fig-plucker, nor a fig-plucker’s son am I, but I will pluck those figs til the day I die.

I AM A TURTLE.

-Tcat

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I slit a sheet,
a sheet I slit
upon a slitted sheet
I sit

What a to-do to die today at a minute or two 'til two,
A thing distinctly hard to say but harder still to do,
For they’ll beat a tattoo at a twenty 'til two
With a ratta-tat-tatta-tat-tatta-ta-too,
And the dragon will come when he hears the drum,
At a minute or two 'til two today, at a minute or two 'til two.

Fischer Fritz fischt frische Fische.

She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, amicably welcoming him in.

Fortunately, Pfizer Pharmaceuticals finally finagled financing for the Phrenologists Forum of Philadelphia.
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