I don’t understand people who don’t find farts amusing. What’s wrong with them?
I snickered when I got to post a sequential thread involving the “I’m screwing this cat” thread.
As a proud Canadian, I pronounce Regina, the city in Saskatchewan, so it rhymes with vagina. I have never heard it said any other way.
And then giggle like a schoolgirl.
Confusius say: “Man who walks through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.” 
Nobody better get within squirting distance of me when I’m watering my flowers with the hose.
I will also gleefully accept a surprise squirting should one happen my way.
And-
My postman knows all about this. 
I’m 41 and still have young kids - they are an endless supply of hilarity and fart jokes.
My 5 year old got a magnifying glass for his birthday, first thing I tried to do with it was go outside and burn something (not ants though - those little guys work hard).
The perfect afternoon snack is still a choc biscuit dunked in ice-cold milk.
I sometimes feed my cats pop-rocks.
They always forgive me, but its probably because I also give them catnip just to watch them run around.
Duuuude(ette)! Have you tried the new Peanut Butter Pop Tarts? Mmmmm. I bought them within hours of seeing the commercial for the first time. I haven’t been that excited since I lost my virginity! Try a PB one stacked on a frosted strawberry one - instant PBJ Pop Tart! And now I hear there is a chocolate iced peanut butter variety. Off to the store I go!
Who, me? I turn 50 next month, why?
I’ve been known to still eat Lik-M-Aid Fun Dip occasionally. With the Lik-a-Stix and everything.
It also wasn’t that long ago that I had a cooking moment:
“If it takes 2 hours to bake at 150°, it should only take an hour at 300°. Goddamn genius.”
No. 
Yes! My mom, who at almost 64 is no more mature than I am, called me a week or so ago to tell me about the PB Pop-Tarts. I ran to the store and bought the last box on the shelf. And yeah, the PB on strawberry is divine… mmm.
Chocolate PB you say? I must check these out!
I’ve flown to both Rapid City and Little Rock in the past few months (KRAP and KLIT). I got the giggles both times when talking to the controllers. 
I eat cake batter out of the bowl (the leftover stuff after I’ve used it for the cake.)
I also eat icing and cookie dough.
I’m 56 and I put ketchup on my hot dogs.
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