I'm not giving up my seat

1/3?

Most of the theaters I go to have about 30 rows in the upper section and about 10 rows in the lower section, for a total of about 40. The smallest theater I go to has 1 section of about 25 to 30 rows.

In all of the theaters around here, the 5th row is within about 20 to 25 feet of the screen.
What you are describing is a broom closet, not a theater.

Ok, you are my hero, too. I agree with everything, especially the sadness. I can’t read the whole thread again; my poor head will explode. Can you please quote the post with the "“we’ll-known severely disabled individual”? I have been really disappointed by the moderating in this thread, both before the Pit move and after.

Agreed.

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This is the pit. Please increase the witty yet painfully accurate and completely rude comments or I will be forced to issue warnings.
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Boy. Ya’ll are really hanging yall hats on faithfool’s ‘research’ huh, Brynda and Dseid?

She did all that hard work, when Giraffe already diagnosed the [URL=“http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41iu8RVkjML.SL500_AA300.jpg”]issue.

Ha. Ya’ll high-fiving each other about that research she did is just priceless.

Ugh.

They. Are. Not. The. Newcomer’s. Seats. Either.

Why are they not your seats if you arrive early and sit down, but they ARE your seats and you are entitled to them if you come in late after the movie has started (especially since there were plenty of other open seats that would have been easily taken and not require interrupting fellow moviegoers)?

When a thread gets to the point that it has gone for a few pages of grammar bickering there is obviously nothing left to the topic except for name calling, bitch slapping and telling each other to fornicate themselves with a toilet plunger.
It’s time to stop arguing and for anyone with more then ten posts to this thread to go to a movie together.

Right. This reminds me, I went to the movies the other day (by which I mean a year ago), we weren’t even late, the previews hadn’t even started and the lights were still on, but the only seats available were in the front where you’d have to cross your eyes the entire time to focus on the screen. Bah, we got refunds and left. It’s impossible to enjoy a movie that close to the screen if your vision is anything approaching normal.

Ha ha! Bitey growley dogs of the dog park, unite!

Kumbaya

Several people have said the following-

  1. The vast majority think I was wrong.
  2. 99.9999 % of people would have moved.
  3. Everyone in this thread is against me.

Faithfool is just saying, based on their numbers, that is just downright inaccurate.

Alright alright. I renounce calling you feminist. I agree that that was over the top. I also don’t think you’re lying about dyslexia. But I am still on the late comer’s side. But I will try not to throw rude stuff at you like that as I agree is too much.

Sorry.

Indeed, faithfool, thanks. Not that it’s likely to make a difference to the 99.999% crowd, unfortunately.

Ha. You ignoring it? Even more priceless.

Seriously, what do you get from this type of post? Summed up, it’s "I’m laughing at you. " very mature.

Exactly. When I go to a popular movie I ask them at the ticket window if seating is flowing down into that area, if they say yes I get a ticket for a later time or different day. I’m sure some people are ok with those seats, but not many.

Sad or no sad, that’s the Pit.

Maybe you should FOBTMPSIMS.

We know everyone isn’t against you. You have researchers in the lab counting the posts of zealots and you have resting.

Brynda, I AM laughing! And I know I’m not mature. What would a mature person be doing posting in the damn pit on a message board?

Right…

Agreed. Thank you faith fool.

I’m laughing too. Dying. “67% of unsocialized nerds don’t know how to behave in public.” All right then!

I’m remembering this thread for the next time people yak about how awesome it would be to be friends with Sheldon.

You truly live up to your moniker, don’t you?

Somebody pegged you earlier as one of those types who act big and bad on the internet, to make up for your inadequacies in real life. Hmmmmm.