Nor am I married to purplebear.
This being the deep south, we can’t marry as we’re not already blood kin. 
Good lord, Purplebear is married to BOTH Mr. Bear and Pipefitter… you lucky woman
You might have a different opion if you new me better! I have been told once or twice that I am abear to live with.
Although Purp is with me and enjoying herself greatly, I am not married to her, either! (Drat the luck!) 
Oh, and the kids are having a blast too! 
Thank you pipefitter for the compliment.Blush I am proud to call you my friend. We will still be friends 20yrs from now (if I have anything to say about it!).
TalkingSquirrel, I’m sorry to burst your bubble like that. <whispers in his ear ‘just don’t tell anyone about…’>
SS, maybe it’s a good thing that we’re not related. After all, in Texas, that sort of thing simply isn’t done!
Wanderer, I started to say something about how you do look, then decided I’d better not. Mr Bear will come home sometime…
Chief, Chief, Chief. See what you started? 20 lashes with a wet noodle. <oh, wait, you’ll probably enjoy that too much!> And, I just knew you’d be the one to pick up on what pipefitter said!
Thanks, CanadianSue. You really want to get me in trouble, don’t you?
VB, you’re such a rascal! Just you wait til your back is turned today… <hehehehee>
Mr Bear, my love. Thank you so much for that compliment. Oh, dear… I’d better be careful or this may turn into an X-rated thread. <and, yes, I do know how to use my tongue> You know how I feel about you, always have, always will. I’ll tell you more in my next email to you, dearest.
I was never married to Mr. Bear.