I'm not married to Purplebear

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Many of you think that Purplebear and Pipefitter are married to each other. How anyone got that idea, I have no idea. She and I are friends from way back (about 20 or so years), and if it weren’t for her, I most likely wouldn’t be posting here right now.

I’m hoping our friendship stays the same as it has been for another 20 years. She is the most wonderful person I have ever met, and I thank her very much for being my friend.

BTW…Just got an E-Mail from her, and she said she is enjoying herself at Vestal Blue’s home with him and his family. She also said to tell all the people on the board “HI!”. Let’s hope she has an enjoyable time and has a safe trip home!

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So you two are getting a divorce? How sad, you made such a nice couple. don’t worry I’m sure you’ll work it out and get back together again.

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Hey pipefitter now that you and purplebear aint together any more you mind if I try my luck on her? :wink:

Thanks pal I’ll treat her real good!

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There there, pipefitter. We know an ending relationship is hard, and we’re all here for you.

(You sure set yourself up for this)

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You two should really consider marriage counseling. A nice couple like you should really stay together. :wink:

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So you are the other guy! I’ll be looking for you!

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Wait…who’s Mr Bear?? What’s going on? Is purplebear remarried already? Was one of you cheating on the other???

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I think this would be the ideal thread in which to state that I’m also not married to purplebear.

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And I’m married to neither Purple Bear OR Pipefitter.

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And to end further confusion, I am not married to purplebear either however I play her husband on TV.

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But you don’t even look like me!

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OH Mr. Bear!! Purplebear is your wife!? That scoundrel pipefitter told me she was single!! I meant no disrespect sir.

::aside to purplebear:: does this mean our date is off?

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Sure you did! But that’s alright. She may never win the Miss America contest, but she is beautiful in many other ways. So it is no wonder to me that so many here are taken with her.* But don’t take her too far!*

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Awwww… :slight_smile:

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:eek: Please, MrBear, if you do me in, please make it quick and painless. :slight_smile:

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I never said I was gona do you in…but if you insist!
However, normally I make it slow and verrrrrrry painful! But you did say please so I could make an exception!:stuck_out_tongue:

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and I am not married to Purplebear!!

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The elimination of just word changes the entire gist of this thread.

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That, of course, should read, “…just one word… .”

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BTW, it a hurridly-typed post it was I who mistook pipefitter for Mr. Bear[. My bad.