Oh shush, Shirley, he loves me more than you. He told me so, but he knew I’d never dump Mr. Athena so when the mannequin stepped into his life he was lonely, sad, and vulnerable…
Here you go. I made a handy pocket guide.
http://www.sevengraylands.com/images/not-russell.jpg
Personally, I don’t see it.
Were you born in New Zealand in '64
Do you love making movies but love one thing more?
Fighting 'Round the World?!
I’m on my way to Home Depot right now! Anybody got 30 pieces of silver?
Anyway, I have a friend who gets mistaken for Russell Crowe periodically. He’s not Australian and he’s darker than Crowe is, but when he has a beard there’s definitely a resemblance.
“Stared in the movie Gladiator”?
That guy can ACT!
What Airman meant to post was that he was going Iraq for two months and if anyone has any phones they want him to throw at the insurgents, they should let him know.
So to sum up this thread so far:
- I’m not Russell Crowe
- Bush sucks because he didn’t order enough phones thrown in Iraq
- Beware because cops might knock you up.
It couldn’t hurt.
This used to happen to me a lot, except it wasn’t Russell Crowe people mistook me for, it was Prince Edward.
When I grew a beard (for a Victorian theme event a couple of years ago), people said I looked like Tsar Nicholas, which was a little more flattering.
No, he was hiding in a phone booth.
In related news, a woman in a bar once said I looked like Ben Affleck.
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I was mildly insulted.
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It was dark.
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She was drunk.
Therefore, I concluded that I do not in fact, look like Ben Affleck.
On point 3 in the photo, there is a point of similarity: Russell Crowe was not born in Australia either (he was born in New Zealand)
If we don’t throw phones at Bush in Iraq with Russell Crowe and Colin Farrell going at it in a phone booth while the cops knock them up, the terrorists have already won.
Or something.
(Seven, how you doin’, handsome?)
:smack: I try to flirt and there goes my coding skills…
Russell’s middle name is Ira.
Seven’s middle name is not Ira.
Both are hot.
One is insanely wealthy.
One is not.
I was about to ask if you were the Crowe-lookalike that I met in San Diego last year, on the Master & Commander ship at the Maritime Museum. But obviously you’re not. I don’t see it either. Hmmm.
Russell Crowe once had a secretary named Seven.
Seven once dated a secrectary who owns a Sheryl Crowe album.
There are seven letter’s in Mr. Crowe’s first name.
OMG! It’s the Illuminati! Run! :eek:
Though from all appearances, Clothahump has taken care of that for himself already.
About 10 years ago, this guy and I looked like twin brothers. To make matters even more strange, we both went to high school at the same time, and in the same school district.
Although I must say, our talent in baseball are, unfortunately for me, nowhere near as similar.
Anyway, now I get told that I look like this guy. I guess it’s okay to look like somebody famous. But I seriously wanted to smack the customer who walked up to me one day and said, “I liked you in Con Air.”
cf’75