I'm not Russell Crowe, but thanks for asking.

I was downtown with the wife and daughter today doing some shopping and generally milling about. We thought we’d swing in and get the daughter a bus pass. There is a place that has an information booth, a public transportation counter and a few other odds and ends in the center of town.

As we were leaving a woman behind the information counter got up and started shouting “excuse me,. EXCUSE ME!”

She darted right over to me.

“Excuse me… Oh my god… Hello.”

“Hi.” I said.

“From back there I thought,. I mean,. you look just like someone.”

I raise an eyebrow at her.

“You look just like that one actor, umm,. of course I can’t remember his name right now. He’s the one that threw the phone at that guy.”

My wife says “Russell Crowe??”

“YES! You look just like him.”

Then she calls to a co-worker “Doesn’t he look just like Russell Crowe??”

This went on for a minute or so before she calmed down.

I was flattered I suppose. Russell Crowe isn’t a bad looking chap. But at the end of it all I think I just wanted to throw a phone at her.

Could have been worse.

“You look just like George Bush!”

You could have throttled her. Being Mr. Crowe and all.

You could have thrown a phone at her, and the police would be knocking his door down. :wink:

Isn’t the British/Australian phrase, “knocking you up”?

It might be “knocking his door up”

This was the very first response to a message. Is this now going to be SOP for the board from now on that, no matter what the OP was, the obligatory response has to be a “Piss-On-Bush-In-Some-Manner” format?

Well, yeah. Didn’t you get the memo?

Seven, has this ever happened to you before? How long have you looked like Russell Crowe?

And do you have any current pictures of yourself handy?

The writing’s on the wall, Clothahump. The cruel liberal overlords of the board will begin nailing the conservative posters to crosses any day now.

No, but hopefully it will be SOP for people to not take it too seriously when somebody posts a “Piss-On-Bush-Some-Manner” comment in a jocular way in a MPSIMS thread.

Wasn’t it Colen Farrel that threw the phone at somebody?

No, Electronic Chaos, you idiot. Why don’t you ever use Google?!

I’m headed to Iraq for two months coming up.

If someone wants me to fly some flags over Iraq I’m willing to do so, with a certificate to go with it stating when and where, and maybe I can get the crew to sign it for you.

Just let me or Robin know if you’re interested.

Wow. Could that have been more misplaced? I meant to start a thread. I’ll do that now, so please disregard these two posts.

No, that’s getting pregnant.

In England there used to be people called knocker-uppers who, for a fee, would come around with a long pole to tap on the window and “knock up” the workers. Some large factories and the railways provided the service for their workers.

This thread is asking for a phone throwing.

You look like Russell Crowe?!? How are you doin’ today, Seven?

We need pictures of you Seven so we can judge for ourselves.

If you had a picture of yourself throwing a phone, now that’dbe cool.

/Russell was to be my next husband.
//but he married that Mannequin.
///I’m over it, thanks to donuts.