I'm picking the Moron-of-the-Week. And it's only Monday!

This week’s award is going to this former cop.

Yanno, if you’re going to go and committ a class-C felony, and you’re a cop, you might be wise not to joke about it in the lockerroom at the precinct. Even if you think it’s a “victimless crime.”

Just a bit of friendly advice.