[QUOTE=Miller]
No, sorry, but that joke’s almost as old as the forum.
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Really? Gee, I thought I was coming up with some really fresh stuff there. Darn.
Are there any threads on the Dope today? I refuse to look.
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]
Are there any threads on the Dope today? I refuse to look.
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Sorry, that joke was made already.
[QUOTE=Wile E]
I think it’s silly to pit these types of threads, c’mon everybody poops, it’s an experience we all share.
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Given how tight his bunghole seems to be clenched, I suspect it is something the OP experiences about once a week.
[QUOTE=Johnny Hildo]
Yeah, it sucks when your sensibilities get offended. Take me, for instance. Last week, there I was in the bus station mens room. I felt the need to poo (hey, 5 tacos and 11 cans of Blatz will do that to you). Just my luck, the toilet that I choose is hopeless clogged with someone’s bloody diarrhea. This guy must obviously have been scared to sit on the seat because he was no William Tell defecation-wise. His tawny brew was everywhere. It was on the seat, on the floor, on the wall. It smelled like a dead baby that had been left in a sauna for a week. Still, being somewhat hungry, I wondered what it tasted like. I scooped up a portion with my hand and put it in my mouth. I swished and gargled. It spoke to me of curry and brussell sprouts, quite different than my own bland diarrhea. When I finally decided to start chewing I was met with the sensation of multiple corn niblets exploding at once, like little cherry tomatoes. Suddenly, I remembered something my high school science teacher told me once. Eating someone else’s blood-tainted feces might make you sick. Damn, what a fool I was. I started to feel funny and then my mind drifted on the bloody diarrhea itself. What did I know about this bloody diarrhea? Nothing! For all I know, the guy who left me this gastronomic present may have just had gay anal sex. So on top of the blood AND poop, I could very well be eating someone’s tainted semen! I was feeling increasingly queasy and made it as far as the baby changing station before I horked all over it. Oh well, the next daddy that comes by should be used to wetknaps, I thought. So I went home and told my grandma about my ordeal. She gave me a stern talking to and then we fucked for three hours. Next morning, we went to Denny’s for breakfast. While helping myself to a toothpick, I detected no mint flavoring at all. WTF! I don’t want to taste wood, I want to taste minty wood. Fucktards.
So yes, lowbrass, I feel your pain.
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Tsk. Tsk. :dubious:
That should be ‘on to’.
[QUOTE=lowbrass]
You seem angry. 'Taint that big a deal - the title grossed me out is all. Can’t really forego reading the title, since it’s right there on the page.
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So? Deal with it.
Since you haven’t been around here all that long, here are some other thread titles you might want to avoid:
How can one make their sperm taste better?
Swallowing your own semen (WAY, WAY TMI)
Why is my semen black and orange
Pan-fried Semen
Do you take your trousers off to take a shit?
Cleaning semiliquid cat shit out of a white carpet
TMI warning: What does shit taste like?
The Court may finally force my neighbor to eat his own shit.
TMI What is the nutritional value of poop?
Biggest Poop Story Thread Ever! TMI!
Puke, poop & asploding toilets: Shirley’s Week So Far
Do You Visually Examine Your Poop? Why?
Poop freak takes HUGE ASS DUMP in voice chat!
My First Ever Poop Rant (and my first TMI warning!)
Another Poop Poll: Do you poop in front of friends, family or SO?
I posted in that thread. More than once.
Fear me.
In Soviet Russia, shit poop you!
Are there any threads on the Dope today? I refuse to look.
I think 5-4-Fighting is stuck. Should we thump him or jiggle his handle?
[sub]I really wish there had been a warning on Johhny H’s post. turns green[/sub]
Are there any threads on the Dope today? I refuse to look.
Following longstanding policy (in place for weeks, at least), I have not read the thread in question.
Or this one, either.
[QUOTE=lowbrass]
Hmmm…this seems to be going well. :smack:
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Does that mean that you at least read this thread? That’s progress
Are there any dopes on the threads today? I look to refuse.
[QUOTE=lowbrass]
there’s no earthly reason to have started such a thread.
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No earthly reason? :dubious:
[QUOTE=lowbrass]
Hmmm…this seems to be going well. :smack:
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I’d even say it’s going swimmingly. 
Is there any refuse in the threads today? I look to dope.
Are there any threads on the Dope today? I refuse to look.
Is there any dope in the refuse today? I look to thread.
And I’m betting this thread is still lame.