I'm pitting this thread and I didn't even read it

Really? Gee, I thought I was coming up with some really fresh stuff there. Darn.

Are there any threads on the Dope today? I refuse to look.

Sorry, that joke was made already.

Given how tight his bunghole seems to be clenched, I suspect it is something the OP experiences about once a week.

Tsk. Tsk. :dubious:

That should be ‘on to’.

So? Deal with it.

Since you haven’t been around here all that long, here are some other thread titles you might want to avoid:
How can one make their sperm taste better?
Swallowing your own semen (WAY, WAY TMI)
Why is my semen black and orange
Pan-fried Semen
Do you take your trousers off to take a shit?
Cleaning semiliquid cat shit out of a white carpet
TMI warning: What does shit taste like?
The Court may finally force my neighbor to eat his own shit.
TMI What is the nutritional value of poop?
Biggest Poop Story Thread Ever! TMI!
Puke, poop & asploding toilets: Shirley’s Week So Far
Do You Visually Examine Your Poop? Why?
Poop freak takes HUGE ASS DUMP in voice chat!
My First Ever Poop Rant (and my first TMI warning!)
Another Poop Poll: Do you poop in front of friends, family or SO?

I posted in that thread. More than once.

Fear me.

In Soviet Russia, shit poop you!

Are there any threads on the Dope today? I refuse to look.

I think 5-4-Fighting is stuck. Should we thump him or jiggle his handle?
[sub]I really wish there had been a warning on Johhny H’s post. turns green[/sub]

Are there any threads on the Dope today? I refuse to look.

Following longstanding policy (in place for weeks, at least), I have not read the thread in question.

Or this one, either.

Does that mean that you at least read this thread? That’s progress

Are there any dopes on the threads today? I look to refuse.

No earthly reason? :dubious:

I’d even say it’s going swimmingly. :smiley:

Is there any refuse in the threads today? I look to dope.

Are there any threads on the Dope today? I refuse to look.

Is there any dope in the refuse today? I look to thread.

And I’m betting this thread is still lame.