I'm pitting this thread and I didn't even read it

Incurably lame? Shoot it.

Is there any reefer in the threads today? I look to dope.

Not before we declare Johnny Hildo the thread winner.

Thanks, Wile E, for the re-set.

Lowbrass, I like everybody else, was just messin’ with ya.

Did you know that a duck’s rectum has no aftertaste, and nobody knows why?

ding, ding,ding Now we have a winner!

Oh, shut the fuck up.