LUCKY!! I’ve been wishing for that for years. Hope it’s not thetans… 
send me all of your worldly goods and SASE and I’ll tell you how to get rid of him.
a SASE, for all of you young’uns, is a Self Addressed Stamped Envelope. Sort of like an email reply address.
Relax guys.
Science says “mental illness”
Religion says “demonic possession”
Two different ways to talk about the same thing. And frankly in some cases I think the “demonic possession” label is much more accurate in catching what is going on in the psyche. It’s not like “mental illness” or “demonic possession” is inherently real, they are just labels and concepts to describe certain phenomena. If someone has a world view where he/she considers what is happening to have a religious context, it makes sense to respect that and try to help the person within that context. Hence, go see a shaman (or exorcist I guess).
I KNOW!!! I always thought that it was the height of vanity to believe that any creature with god-like powers would spare a thought for glorified monkeys like us.
You’ll need to read aloud with all of your heart from a scroll with a raised seal…
[spoiler]“Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley…! By the Power of The State Superior Court of New York… This Restraining Order Compels You…! Back…! One Thousand Yards…! Back…!”*
*It helps if the motion has been filed and granted first. Or at least… that’s what they say in the movies…
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Kyra Sedgwick to the Rescue…!
Kyra Sedgwick to the Rescue…!
He was fine as of two days ago, so I just assumed it was a joke or bad trip.
Well, demonic possession can come on rather suddenly.
It probably usually does, come to think of it. How often do hear “I’ve had a bit of a niggling demonic possession this week, I just hope it doesn’t get worse”?
I suggest watching all of the Supernatural seasons. Do everything the Winchester boys do. Report back.
And vice versa, I’ll wager.
Do you have urges to decorate with tinsel and holly?
It could be possession by demons from Santa.
Not yet October and I’m starting to see Xmas stuff in the shops around here. It may be catching. :eek:
Yeah, I get cold sores too. Takes over your face and mind, it does.
“The bed is on my foot!”
“Jive turkey!”
Satan doesn’t exist. So you can’t be possessed by Satan.
There, you’re free. 
cooooooo…coooooooo…yesss…it’s ok…cooooooo…cooooooo…cooooooooo
I’d rather possess a diamond than be possessed by a demon.
Bad trip? Like to Cleveland?
Or Detroit.