I for one am very telegenic, but so far efforts to document this have not been successful.
Wait… I thought there was no spoon?
I can bend spoons at a distance. I’ve been fucking with these guys, when they do a show I bend the spoon using telekinesis, and they think they did it themselves. Then, whenever Randi shows up, I don’t do it, and they look like idiots.
I do not know. Nevertheless a moderator (not sure if I’m allowed to go into detail about who) made a very good point, which is that this person has posted in a lot of places so there is not much acheived by removing anything here.
The website is very sad though. Poor man.
Can you bend knives too? I’d like one I can use to get the mayo/peanut butter/jelly/mustard from under the bend in the jar. I’d really appreciate it, kthx. 
You don’t often see that sort of behavior from a major appliance. Ben Spoons, my next username.
-- "Space Ghost Coast to Coast"
Everything you read is true, everything on the web is true. Otherwise it wouldn’t be there. 
OK, so maybe these guys just are embarrassed when a bunch of people are staring at them and it messes up their abilities? Huh? None of you big brained skeptics never thought about THAT didya? All you need to do is close your eyes, no peeking, for about 5 seconds and the magical abilities will be immediately apparent.
It took 22 posts to get to this? You guys disappointed me.
I can bend spoons verbally. I just look at them and tell them to get bent.
You’re thinking of cake.
Link from the Master: How did Uri Geller bend spoons?
As a person who bends silverware with her hands (and the use of various tools) for a living I’d just like to say that a chap of this sort might come in handy.
Also, a t-shirt saying “Want to know how many times I’ve been asked if I do this with my mind?” would be good, too. 
You knives came bent like that, but I straightened them out. Sorry, I didn’t realize it was you.
Plenty of bent forkers around.
But I was told there would be cake if I could go the distance.
Only if you do it wearing a short skirt and a long jacket.
In Soviet Union spoons bend YOU!
(I’m sorry, my humor-fu is pretty lame today)