Which is incredibly useful in the real world.
Because you know, magnetic fields and brain scans…
and shit.
Too soon. Too easy.
But but but the guy has a YouTube video about it. It must be true.
I had to give up spoon bending. My wife got tired of replacing the silverware.
I went for an MRI once but my intense magnetic personality was the reversed polarity of the machine and they cancelled out.
I caused the northeast blackout of 2003 when I drove too close to a power plant.
My brainwaves are AC.
Do you need to wear a special hat when you travel overseas?
Yea, I always thought people claiming they could spoon-bend were kinda unambitious. If you were going to claim an imaginary power, you mind as well go for broke. Being able to bend a small piece of metal if its within arms reach is about as worthless an ability as I can imagine. Aquaman has better superpowers then that.
Alchemists used to claim they could turn lead into gold. Now that’s a power with some obvious real-world applications.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the comic stylings of Nars Glinley!
hahahahahaha
You guys do know how this scam is pulled off, right?
I think I know why God doesn’t heal spoon benders.
Spoon bending, pfft. If your powers are so awesome, how about you bend a brick or something? You know, something that can’t be bent with the bare hands?
Thank you! Thank you! I’ve got 60 of them.
How come no one ever bends forks?
Just to get the obvious out of the way: great match between OP name and topic.
I had a dishwasher once that had some pretty impressive psychic powers.
He does! In the universe where people believe God bends spoon healers, or something.
In an infinite number of universes, magic is real.
In an infinite number of universes, one is equal to zero*
*Not really, but I think your statement is the same.
It seems a bit mean to ban him.
Can anyone else not get his youtube video to work? It sounds really fun but it doesn’t work for me.
Oh I just looked at his website. He is clearly schizopherenic and I will ask for everything to be disappeared
I can bend spoons. Lots of people have seen me do it.
Do we know that the subject of the OP is the guy in the video?