I'm rich! I'm rich! I'm retarded! I'm retarded!

[World_Eater]

@Murcielago

Well, now she has an explaination. Evidently it was a misunderstanding, or kind of like a joke…or something.

I always did wonder if Butt-Head had a sister.

From the link above.

Pike said she tried to buy the clothes — T-shirts, shoes, beachwear, beach bags and other items — with two Wal-Mart cards.

But the cashier told Pike she had only a total of $2.32 credit available.

That’s when Pike says she pulled a bill from her purse with the image of the Statue of Liberty in the center and “1,000,000” on each corner.

“All I’ve got is this,” Pike recalled telling the cashier.

“I wasn’t trying to pass off the bill,” said Pike. “That’s ridiculous.”

<tugging at my collar>

[lissener]

@World Eater

From the link above.

<tugging at my collar>

Also from the link above:

But she did think the bill was real.

“You can’t keep up with the U.S. Treasury [Department],” said Pike, 35, of Porterdale.

[htns]

Of COURSE she’s retarded. Just look at her picture. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Marlitharn]

@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor

A year or two ago, I was driving through Georgia, on my way to Orlando. I stopped at a small gas station in southern Georgia.

(snip}
Ah won’t take it.

**But…WHY? **

*Faces wasn’t there a minute ago…it’s some kind of trick. *

I count out ten singles & leave. FAST!

Somewhere in Georgia there’s a man who’s never looked at the back of his money.

I dunno why, but I think there may be a country-western song in that somewhere…