I'm rich! My investments in Zimbabwe have paid off

About 10 years ago, I purchased a 100 trillion dollar bill from the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe. At the time, I paid $5 shipped. But behold, they now go for $200 on eBay:

That’s a 40x gain, or 44% per year. Apple has gained less than 10x in that time.

Remember back when right-wing advertising was all about Iraqi Dinars? Clearly they were backing the wrong currency. I should have plowed all my money into this and become a Zimbabwean quintillionaire.