I'm sick of all this wind and cold weather, so I'm probably moving to Chicago

When you get there, eat a Chicago dog for me. Not that I’ve ever tried one. I keep seeing them on the Food Network and gawd, do they look good.

Heh - you want bigger, and I live in a city of a million people and I want smaller. It’s killing me that there is no mid-sized city in western Canada for me to move to, to get the hell out of the overcrowded, overpriced insanity that Calgary has become. Everything’s relative, man.

ETA: I still love Calgary’s weather, though.