Yousa not liking dat stuff? Meesa so sad.
Somebody had to do it…
Do this again and I will be forced to choke you remotely.
But can it cut through metal?
No, really, a lot of the lightsabers you see are made in China by child slave labor and often are products of shoddy workmanship. Many of them don’t work at all, which is better, really than the alternative: the ones with faulty blade length modulators. Turn one of those babies on, and the blade just goes on to infinity.
A friend of mine is due to appear in court next month. He gave a lightsaber to his kid, kid pressed the switch, and this freaky laser-type beam punched a hole in the wall of his house, through his neighbors house, fricasseeing their hyacinth macaw in the process, on down the street severing the line to a little old lady’s oxygen tank (fortunately the O2 didn’t explode, but there were some tense moments) and several cats in the neighborhood lost their little front paws trying to play with the beam.
Tragic, really.
Does this help?
THe one we have at Borders does not have a retractable blade. This is what we sell.
Ah!
I saw that too. If it wasn’t Star Wars related I would’ve assumed it was a SNL commercial or something.
BTW, did you know Chewbacca is almost 200 years old? I learned this because it’s on approximately 80 jillion bottles of Diet Pepsi. That is really news I can use! Thanks!
Toy? $100? Question: Would you let your (or any hyperactive) child play with this lightsaber, with impunity?
Because if the answer is “No”, then it’s not a toy.
How quaint. I’m sure they’ll be SMSing their outrage from the theater itself.
*You * sell? When do the EP5 Vaders ship, huh? I ordered mine, but I’m knee deep in Jedi here and can’t wait any longer!
I just wanted to say that I didn’t even know there was a new Star Wars movie coming out until I read this post.
And I typed that in a smug, self satisfied manner.
Thank you for you attention.
My (Borders) store has only the Ep 3 Anakin and Ep 3 Vader(which was identical to the Ep 4 Skywalker one). We had the blue Skywalker, purple Mace, and red Vader back when the DVD trilogy came out.
This is exactly why the Sith are seeking revenge.
If you hate Episode 3, then the Sith have already won.