I don’t sea the point here.
Perhaps she could jetty-son some of her anger? IMO, alot of the sargassum here might be making her crabby.
I think her new manta should be coral your eelings and no remora.
You broke a glass!? What a show of mussels!
It was all the endolphins coursing through his veins. Afterward, feeling depleted, he conched out.
A person should sweep up a glass that he lobster the floor.
I hope you aren’t dolphin-ding the OP’s actions. And I really don’t seaweed the big deal is.
The perfect anger management technique is to drink like a…well, to drink a lot.
White-a-bait; white-a-bait. If you’re going to act like this, you’re just making a mackerel of the whole process. I was just trying to express what I feel, as troutfully as I can. Absolutely no need to be so sardine-ic.
Incidentally, what happens if you tickle a fish?
Not much, he just stickleback.
It’s okay, mate. Settle down and have a shrimp cocktail. 
good thing the OP didn’t actually hurt anyone or they might have needed a sturgeon
Caviar emptor.
Walleye don’t know about everyone else, but I still want to know why he was anchor-y.
I’m so confused. You’d think you people had never seen a dancing clam.
Now, as Ivar Hagland, the founder of Ivar’s Acres of Clams was wont to say, “Keep Clam!”
I understand Scott Adams can verify your clam. That might be worth looking into.
I’ll lay doubloons on the reason having something to do with someone being three sheets to the wind.