I am normally, i hope at least, a reasonably clam person. I’m a pacifist.
But last night i got the rage. anger that consumed my entire body. i shouted, i even broke a glass! (however, this was an anger stimulated accident, rather than an impressive display of my glass throwing ability)
I’m trying not to think about why i was angry, even writing this is getting me all riled up again.
I’m so embarrassed
gah!
Nothing like a good typo to bring a smile to your face though.
Oyster’d on her (his?) own petard.
I’m more of a lobster guy.
I think it’s awfully shellfish of y’all to be hijacking the poor OP’s thread like this.
Hopefully you’ll take a pearl of wisdom from the incident…
perhaps I should shell out for an anger management course? Although, all that psychobabble stuff has always seemed a bit fishy to me.
Ono, go for it, just for the halibut! It’s better than floundering around doing nothing!
CJ
Seriously, you guys, I don’t think this is the time and plaice to carp about the OP’s post; we’ll just end up at cross propoises.
Errrr… I meant cross porpoises, of course. :wally
This is what happens when you don’t preview. Let this be a lesson to you, kids. 
What a coincidental typo. I was only just reading Operation Clambake. How’s the auditing going, clam person?
For cod’s hake! I once got like that when someone hadn’t paid me the sick squid they owe me. It gave me a haddock.
Was this guy salmon you knew well?
Don’t get crabby! It’s bad for your sole.
Now now, no need to get all sharky with this poor person. Maybe she just needs some quiet time, listening to her favorite soothing music on her new iCephalopod.
Hey! Give the guy a break; he’s the new squid on the block.
But does he have a beard?
What?
Ok, so you’re angry. Take a deep breath and settle down, chum.
I say the OP takes it outside and settles it like real men do… in a barnacle fighting contest.
Calms got legs!