And I couldn’t be happier!
This is about as M and P and Mundane and Pointless can be. Just putting that out there.
This past Saturday, I moved one step towards yuppie-dom at the Toyota dealership. After much careful consideration and analyzation, I realized that I could not live another day without a new car, specifically: the Highlander. Yup, an SUV. The vehicle of choice of suburban soccer moms and, well, suburban soccer moms.
Being 20 and, well, creditless, I had to appeal to the big guy. My father’s background is accounting, you see; so, this would be far from an easy sale on his end. To make things easier, I spent two hours haggling with the salesman. The MSRP on this particular model was $36,000, but I- being the smart little shopper I am- knew the invoice was $30,000. I ended up getting them down to a price of $31,000 flat.
It was then that I realized they had a leasing special, so we went that route. After much debate, I got the sales manager to go down from $500 a month payments, to $350 (with gap on a 20,000 mile a year lease-- we go out of town twice a month for work). I eventually was able to convince my father of this wonderful deal and he agreed to cosign (yes, I get to make that lovely payment myself, I’m not that spoiled).
“But Diosa,” you’re surely asking, “I mean, yeah, an SUV is a yuppie- mobile, but that doesn’t really make you a yuppie, per se”. Well, dear friends, I not only got an SUV- I got a HYBRID SUV.
And this morning, I went through the drive thru at Starbucks and paid $3 for a mocha. Aside from the requisite stigma, yuppiedom ain’t so bad.
Oh, look at my precious. He’s so cute. My roomie and I have nicknamed him “HP” or “The Hybrid Pimp.” You see, he’ll backhand you if you don’t give him his money, but he also has low emissions and cares about baby seals.