I'm taking the bus and you will not see me at the pancake social tomorrow!

He’s not. That’s why they mention his name in both commercials he’s in. In the one the OP is discussing, he’s wearing a shirt with his own name on it, AND he plays it (as a verb) in the faux Scrabble game.

Exactly. I think you could also draw a comparison to playing Scrabble with a gay friend, then spelling out the word “faggot” on the board. Geico might be poking a little fun at gay culture.