OK, this is something I swore I would NEVER do, and yet, here I am, preparing lesson plans for a dozen convicted criminals, going through the training, and traipsing the 200 yards from the parking lot, through the security checkpoints, across the North Yard to the education building.
Colorado’s largest prison opened in my hometown a decade ago, and one of the first things DOC did was start hiring teachers. My father, a retired policeman with brand spankin’ new BA credentials, signed up to teach art and English. Many of my friends finished their college or technical certification programs and went to work teaching inmates everything from English, art and history to industrial welding to IT networking. Everybody said it was the best thing they’d ever done. I was asked twice by the local college to go through the application process and teach at the prison; each time I declined. It just wasn’t a place I wanted to be.
This fall, as a result of my yet-to-be-completed graduate work in English, I was asked by the college to teach freshman English to two classes of regular college freshmen. I jumped at the chance. A week after the semester started, the lady in charge of outreach called me and pleaded with me to teach a similar class at the prison. I finally relented – she’s one of the biggest reasons I’m in grad school and on the adjunct list at the local juco. With more than a little trepidation, I attended the one-day training class for contract teachers and volunteers, toured the prison again and, the following Monday evening, trudged in to meet the class.
I’m hooked. Yeah, they’re manipulative, needy, scheming convicts with wa-a-a-ay too many tattoos and too much time on their hands. But they’re also intelligent, witty, curious young men who learn quickly and are eager to please. If my regular college students had a fraction of the enthusiasm and interest that these guys have, they’d all get A’s. They produce excellent handwritten essays without any access to on-line references, almost no library, and no access to computer technology of any kind.
Why the hell didn’t I do this ten years ago!?