Im the shizzzzzzznick! What???

Factual Questions
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Pure Doggy shizznit, fo shizzle!

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The lyrics, if it’s the Jay-Z song are:

H to the izzO
V to the IzzAY

The song is called H.O.V.A.

Not that that clears things up.

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For more resizearch, check out Ask Snoop. Move over Jeeves. As the website says, Snoop will “Shizzolate” any URL you enter.

My favorite is the Yahoo! page:

do yo’ ass yahoo?

Pimpin’ yo’ useless shiznit (um, that would be Yahoo! Shopping)

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I have a hard enough time with the seven words I can’t say on TV, let alone deciphering yo shiznit, brutha.

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Hahahahaaha PetW!

Of course, I know what the word pizzle really means, so I think you may be insulting me, you schmuck.

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It’s not cool when you try and learn the words. You just have to listen to them in the lyrics. Anyway, why would you guys wanna even talk like that. If you don’t listen to the music why bother?

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Just for kicks, i put in the CNN’s transcript of Bush’s speech last week. Here are some highlights:

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I’ve always heard it referred to as “carny speak” as in language used by carnies, or carnival workers.

Basically, you just take the first letter of the word, add “izz”, and then complete the rest of the word.

For example: “Dope” = “Dizz-ope”

However, there are some exceptions when simply adding “izz” to the first letter would sound too awkward (go figure), so the first two or three letters are used.

For example: “Sizz-traight” doesn’t sound right, so you would say “Strizz-aight” instead.

If the first letter happens to be a vowel, you simply say “izz” before the word.

ex: “Ass” = “Izz-Ass”

I’ve never really understood where the ‘n’ comes from in “shizz-nit”…should be “shizz-it” if you ask me.

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I thought it was “izz-speak” for H.O.P.E.

What the hell is H.O.V.A.?

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It’s short for “Jehovah”. From here, for example