I have an ethical dilemma. I just saw the face of the Virgin Mary on my transubstantiated body-of-Christ wafer. Is it OK to eat His flesh with his Mom’s image on it?
Yes, she will still be a virgin if you just eat her.
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someone pass the bloody wine!
Throw a candle on top and it’s a birthday cake for Jesus.
Depends whether that violates the standard of seething a kid in its mother’s milk.
Oy! What’s the difference between a JAP and Jell-o?
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Never mind.
Polycarp–That was a thing of beauty. Thank you. 
Yeah, just don’t bite it or it’ll BLEED!
Honestly, the shit they taught us.
Is communion host transubstantiating the origin of trans-fats? Wouldn’t that at least imply that Christ was a trannie?
Don’t be ridiculous. The guy was Jewish!
Hey…it worked out pretty well for Angela Lansbury in “Bedknobs and Broomsticks.”
Wait, that was Substitutiary Locomotion.
Never mind.
[sub]It was a fun movie, though…can you tell I’ve had my two nieces staying with me for a few days?[/sub]