Just had to share that.
Sanctimonious Ass-Seepage
So are you on the Vatican Rag or what?
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time to transubstantiate! (like a mother-no-fuck?)
Come to think of it, I never did thank my grandparents for being Methodists.
So Zebra, are you turning into Jesus, or into bread. Inquiring minds want to know.
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Just had to share that.
Sanctimonious Ass-Seepage
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But are you transubstantiating at Burger King?
And, of course, inquiring minds would also have used correct punctuation. :smack:
Transubstantiation isn’t so fucking nuts. Predestination is pretty nuts, but in combination with infant damnations, its totally batshit pizza.
Yes Virginia, there is a rare turducken available… to us believers. You take the wafer, stuff it inside a priest’s robe, stuff him inside a camel…
<yawn> Where’s Odin, Zeus or Bridget when y’all really need them?
[QUOTE=Voyager]
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time to transubstantiate! (like a mother-no-fuck?)
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[QUOTE=Reepicheep]
But are you transubstantiating at Burger King?
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Exactly. If I can have it my way, I should be able to have the bun become the Body of Christ, and order it rare.
[QUOTE=JRDelirious]
Exactly. If I can have it my way, I should be able to have the bun become the Body of Christ, and order it rare.
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Well, at Burger King you should be able to have it Yahweh!
(Although that does put an awful connotation on “hold the pickle”! :eek: )
[QUOTE=Polycarp]
Well, at Burger King you should be able to have it Yahweh!
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applause
[QUOTE=Polycarp]
Well, at Burger King you should be able to have it Yahweh!
(Although that does put an awful connotation on “hold the pickle”! :eek: )
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Jah!
[QUOTE=Polycarp]
Well, at Burger King you should be able to have it Yahweh!
(Although that does put an awful connotation on “hold the pickle”! :eek: )
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It pains me, Uncle Poly, to do this twice in a week, but:
Boo!
[QUOTE=aclubs]
So Zebra, are you turning into Jesus, or into bread. Inquiring minds want to know.
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My rare Whopper, (yes I know there is a pill that can make my Whopper less rare) turns into flame broiled Jesus with cheese.
[QUOTE=Polycarp]
Well, at Burger King you should be able to have it Yahweh!..
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Polly presents us with an interesting ethical dilemma: does the standard “drag out and shoot” process apply when the subject is going straight to Hell?
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…(yes I know there is a pill that can make my Whopper less rare)…
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I see you don’t have a good spam filter on your e-mail. One would eliminate the ads for those pills! 
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