Just had to share that.
Sanctimonious Ass-Seepage
So are you on the Vatican Rag or what?
2 - 4 - 6 - 8
time to transubstantiate! (like a mother-no-fuck?)
Come to think of it, I never did thank my grandparents for being Methodists.
So Zebra, are you turning into Jesus, or into bread. Inquiring minds want to know.
But are you transubstantiating at Burger King?
And, of course, inquiring minds would also have used correct punctuation. :smack:
Transubstantiation isn’t so fucking nuts. Predestination is pretty nuts, but in combination with infant damnations, its totally batshit pizza.
Yes Virginia, there is a rare turducken available… to us believers. You take the wafer, stuff it inside a priest’s robe, stuff him inside a camel…
<yawn> Where’s Odin, Zeus or Bridget when y’all really need them?
Exactly. If I can have it my way, I should be able to have the bun become the Body of Christ, and order it rare.
Well, at Burger King you should be able to have it Yahweh!
(Although that does put an awful connotation on “hold the pickle”! :eek: )
applause
Jah!
It pains me, Uncle Poly, to do this twice in a week, but:
Boo!
My rare Whopper, (yes I know there is a pill that can make my Whopper less rare) turns into flame broiled Jesus with cheese.
Polly presents us with an interesting ethical dilemma: does the standard “drag out and shoot” process apply when the subject is going straight to Hell?
I see you don’t have a good spam filter on your e-mail. One would eliminate the ads for those pills! 
I love spam.
Spam spam spam spam
Spam spam spam spam