Actually, no, apparently I’m Lando Calrissian.
Who are you?
I am Luke Skywalker, fear my impressive light saber.
Bwa-ha-ha-ha.
HAN SOLO BABY!
Oh yeah…
“Who’s scruffy lookin’?”
Apparently I am R2-D2.
/Andreas
Obi-wan-kenobi
You can just call me Ben. I’ve always been told that I look good in brown tunics.
Apparently, I’m Emperor Palpatine. Fear me. 
I am R2D2, *bleep bloop, blip-schweeeeeeeeeee"
~~I’m Princess Leia…whatever THAT means.
I hope we’re all being asked the same questions!
I am R2D2, *bleep bloop, blip-schweeeeeeeeeee"
I’m also R2D2, which seems to be pretty accurate.
But…you can’t be Luke Skywalker…for I am Luke Skywalker! 
Holy Force!
I’m Emperor Palpatine.
Didn’t see that one coming…
That is not possible, my deluded friend, for I am the Emperor, and you shall either take your place among my humble peons, or be cast forever into a pit of unending pain.
Another Artoo here, which is fine with me. Everyone knows he’s the true hero.
Apparently I am Princess Leia as well…I don’t think my breasages are quite as impressive as hers
Keith
MWAHAHAHAHA!
I am the true Emperor Palpatine. All of you false emperors shall know the power of the Dark Side[sup]TM[/sup]!
Yet another Emperor here. Guess I shouldn’t be surprised. 
Sheri
I am your Father’s cousin’s brother’s step-father’s former roommate.
I’m sure Darth and his whiny kid will be along any time now to kill us. Being a dark emperor is pretty much a bum wrap. 
Han Solo, baby! Scruffy looking nerf-herders of the world unite!