Damn, that is how I think of him to.
Not too far from the truth, you got a dark haired Italian guy from Central Jersey that was not native to NJ. He even grew up one town over from where I did, just 15 years earlier.
jshore I like Bill Nye and his ability to make science interesting.
I know what she really looks like, but Twickster.
Hey, that reminds me of the time we took the kids to Brookfield Zoo, years ago. The zoo wasn’t crowded, so we took our time. We got the giraffe enclosure and here was the male giraffe attempting to mount the female. I was riveted. My husband became like a Victorian virgin maiden, he was that upset.
Lemme tell you, male giraffes have the longest penises I’ve ever seen. I’ll swear it was almost prehensile. He didn’t succeed in his aim while we were there. The kids were asking all kinds of questions and my husband was glaring at me. Hee.
Sorry that it says "dad’, but it gets some of the concepts I want to convey-the intelligence and the bit the caption covers.
well, YOU try finding a picture of a hazelnut pouring coffee!
Dammit–some of these pics of me show me as so unhappy. Do I come across as THAT unhappy? I mean, my life is occasionally shit, but whose isn’t? (Note to self: must be perkier).
Bricker
You mean I’m not really Queen Latifah inside? 
Can I be Lil Kim or Foxy Brown or Trina instead?
No, way, this is MamaTiger.
It’s the name, dear. Died in the church and was buried along with her name/nobody came, all that. To borrow a line from Angels in America, “Prior! You can’t name your cat Little Sheba and expect her to stay home!”
If it’s any better, this is how I picture you.
Um… I’ll take morose, please!
(who is that? I can’t read her name–she looks like Lucille Ball’s sister).
Another thread that proves I fly below the radar.
You might want to consider vitamins.
My good buddy Stratocaster
I love the one of Wile E and the one of Giraffe.
Just for giggles: Anaamika
Well, like Sampiro said, it’s the name. Hey, you keep your face in a jar by the door!
Well, that changes everything!
This is more like it, but without the rifle.
cracks up. THAT girl, eh? Why not–I’ll do it! “Donald!” :eek:
How’s that…
PurplKid_Caterer
No One Special
VunderBob
