Say… Whelks had become the top of the food chain, developing science, ignorance, and message boards…
in GQ:
The three words that end in “LKS”?
Does a human’s fnord echo?
in GD:
Lemurs. Why the hate?
in Cafe:
The Lawrence Whelk Show, Ep 32 (spoilers)
The Pit:
I burning your dog!
Mammalian fundementalists piss me off!
Use your fave species!
If roaches had become the dominant species:
"Is it true that when someone was killed with the guillotine, the body continued to walk around, eat, and have sex for two weeks afterward?"
If rats:
"Help... my baby is teething-- any advice for keeping him from chewing his way through the floor?"
If squirrels:
"Discuss your favorite strategies for remembering where you hid all those damn nuts."
If dogs:
"Ladies... are you offended when a man sniffs your butt on the first date?"If iguanas:
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Threads if the human species wasn’t dominant on Earth? What do you think all the cat threads are?
Badgers:
Flint or granite for sharpening ones claws?
President Badger Bush is a flaming F*ck Tard. He’s allowing an invasion of the yellow-striped badgers!
Arnold S. Badger Running for Governor, HAHAHA!! Thats funny, Conan the Badger wants to play Governor.
Bats:
“What if Mammalman wasn’t prepared?”
Sharks:
“Ah, it’s a kind of 1920’s style spear gun!”
Hamsters:
“The board is slowing down. We need faster humans!”
:smack: I know bats are mammals. Change that to Humanman, or something…
Bats aren’t bugs!
I miss Calvin
If birds were dominant:
"Can I sue Windex for making my windows TOO clean? My kids keep crashing into the glass."MothDopeFest 2003: Come check out my 2000W porchlight!
If dogs:
My human’s breath smells like teen spirit.
Cows:
“Sure, I’m a member of BETH: Bovines Eating Tasty Humans! HAHAHAHAHA!”
Dogs in IMHO:
‘Poll – How many of you stick your head out the Windows when you’re on-line’
There may be more pit threads with “damned dirty ape” in the title.
Humans, schumans. Everybody knows that hamsters are really running the planet. They’re already running the boards.