Imagine the U.S. gave out knighthoods....

Viscount Swazye?

Sir Tom, Knight of Xenu.

Dame Britney.

Dame Oprah, Baroness of Broadcasts

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We already have various levels of nobility here.

Baron Von Rasche
Baron Karl Von Krupp
Lord Alfred Hayes
Lord Steven Regal
Sir Oliver Humperdink
Jerry “The King” Lawler
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There’s a Barron Hilton and a Barron Trump as well.