If S is on this board, please be advised that you have an important message. As seen on a billboard in Valdosta, Georgia, last week:
JESUS LOVES S
That is all. Thank you.
Hmmmmmmm… So how does Jesus feel about E? :dubious: Or T? 
Or even… F? :eek:
Does Jesus love only consonants, or are vowels all right by Him too?
Of course he does. 40% of his name is S.
On a train overpass between Boulder and Lafayette, CO is a spray painted sign that says: Jim loves Cat. Except now it says jim loves catfood because someone messed with it.
So if Jim is on this board - Do you love catfood?
Read your Lvtcs:
Bt… Lvtcs s n ld Tstmnt bk f th Bbl! Wld t stll pply to Jss, wh s wrttn f n th Nw Tstmnt? :dbs:
Hrrrs! TF s dmd! Th flsh Dpr sd th lttr " " in th wrd "t " – n bmntn!! :eek:
I’m glad to see Jesus finally coming out about the thing he has with Stan. Those two are so right for each other.
Oh no! The Hamburgler is back!
Tht’s “Lrd Hmbrglr” t y, Lrd shtr. Shw lttl rspct, wll y? :mad:
Sgh… Cn fnd ny wy t blm my cdng scrwp n th nblty t mply vwls? Myb shld jst ccpt th dpths f m bmntn. 
And besides, even I can’t figure out what the patootieville I’m saying.
Nothing to add just : ** LOL !!! 
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(heavy sigh)
I’m the ‘S’ in question.
Jesus has been stalking me for years!
It’s very tough to get a restraining order against someone who is omnipresence. ‘But your honor, I have to be everywhere! All the time!’
(heavy sigh)
M Ct’s Brth Smlls Lk Ctfd.