No time outs except for physical injuries that produce blood or black outs.
No substitutions.
No more Hooter-Cam on the Cheerleaders.
Do we really need cheerleaders anyway?
No more stupid touch down dances.
Grease the ball.
Linebackers and tight ends must change feild positions every other play so that the BIG GUYS are seen and the little guys get the shit banged outta them.
No more games where it all comes down to the kicker.
Have a big sign flash “TILT!” when the kicker hits the goalpost.
– Sylence
“The problem with reality is the lack of background music.” – Anon
The goal posts should revolve like the windmill hole on a minature golf course.
The next person who uses the term “West Coast Offense” like its the most important thing since the Manhatten Project should be forced to get a real job.
I’m tired of so much specialization, like having LB who only play on 2nd & short yardage situations.
Tickling instead of tackling.
How about a laser to detect if a player went out of bounds or the ball crossed the first down or endzone?
“It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in an argument” - William McAdoo
Two words: pogo sticks.