Queen’s day-- really crowded, very hard to get hotel reservations (and more expensive) but a lot of fun-- especially the streetside rummage sales all over the place-- don’t forget to wear oranje.
Boom Chicago-- a second rate act from the second city-- yawn-- last thing I’D want to do is watch some silly unfunny americans when i’m in the netherlands (want bad american comedy? stay in the usa)
Bike rentals-- DO NOT DO IT. you will only piss off every single dutch bike rider-- they take it very seriously and don’t screw around, while inevitably you won’t understand the bike lanes/signals/rules and will be looking everywhere but on the road. someone (you) could get hurt.
DO however buy a strippenkaart for the trams, buses and shorter train trips. And walking is a great way to get around the city centrum.
Pot-- the dutch pot is very good quality, but not appreciably better than fresh, indoor sensi grown in california, B.C. and other places. if you are used to typical mexican schwag then yes, the dutch wiet will seem quite strong by comparison. beware.
hash/weed cake-- the coffeshop person will inevitably warn you to not eat too much-- you should take their advice-- unless you are a serious pothead with tons of THC in your system already. in that case, take twice the prescibed amount.
other drugs-- mushrooms, peyote and other natural drugs are available in “smart shops” have fun and enjoy. BE SURE TO NEVER buy any drugs from “dudes on the corner.” these substances are almost always at best, inert, and at worst, poisonous.
beer-- heineken may seem like a good beer when all you have to compare it to is bud light and miller at your local tavern-- but in holland, heineken is the same as budwieser. cheap, available everywhere but not even close to the best beer you can find. serious dutch beer lovers usually drink belgian beers-- trappist ales, doubles and triples, witbiers, and fruit beers all beat the hell out of watery heineken, oranjeboom, amstel and brand. WARNING-- some belgian beers have a higher alcohol content than american and dutch beers. alcohol content should be printed on the lable.
prostitutes-- basically legal. it’s kinda fun to walk through the red-light district and watch the girls in the doorways and the tourists gawk at them. but even though they seem inexcpensive (25-50 dollars a pop) they will inevitably try to seperate you from all the money in your wallet once things get underway. unless you can “finish” in a few quick minutes you may be badgered/insulted by the girl until you either cough up more dough or want to leave. if you REALLY want to rent a girl, pay several hundred to a thousand for a call girl/escort. better yet, skip the whole thing.
museums- they’re great. the rijksmuseum may be more than you can handle in one day. but i think “the mikmaid” by vermeer and rembrandt’s “nightwatch” are worth the admission price alone. van gogh museum is cool because van gogh paintings are cool. but that’s all there is there-- so it’s for serious van gogh junkies only.
don’t go to the sex museums-- they are not true museums but merely cheap tourist traps.
take a canal boat tour. a great way to see the canals and the canal houses. views that can only be seen from the water level.
exchange rate is good right now so even if you don’t have much money you may want to buy some stuff that you would need to buy anyway (like some new sneakers or a camera) the value added tax is refundable if over a certain amount (you have to get forms stamped at the airport and then the company will mail you a check)
try not to act too american, and don’t cry just because the dutch all look better than you, your friends, and everyone you know. they dress well, and take care of themselves–truly a beautiful people.
if you can, fly KLM (NOT northwest-- careful!! they may tell you it’s a KLM flight but actually use a Northwest crew and plane) the service is very nice, and the price should be compatable with other airlines
DO NOT fly Martinair. just don’t-- it sucks.
have fun!