You mean all this drop in memory and reasoning that I thought were associated with childbearing and rearing are all from my hair? I started growing it out when I got pregnant the first time and now it’s hip length. I guess I can’t blame it on the kids anymore when I can’t remember their home room number or teacher’s names.
Can you imagin being in the N Korean gov and Kim Jong Ill is coming around and saying, “The country is a mess, what is to blame?” But there is no way you can say “Ohh OHhh I know, it’s you!” No you have to come up with something, anything to blame rather your boss.
So, you came up with long hair.
Me, I would blame women wearing shirts but then again, I’m a horny guy who likes boobies.
Did this give anyone else a mental picture of some North Korean government functionary sitting behind the computer that controls all of the citizens lowering a man’s “personality” score from 6 to 2?
Just a flick of the mouse, and the man is a fool.
I bet that computer runs Windows.
Ah, but what if I make a saving roll or cast a spell of charisma?