"In God We Trust" removed from dollar coin!!

The BBQ Pit
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I just got a avery disturbing email. Apparently the new dollars that are all the rage, you know, the coins with the President on them, have eliminated the “In God We Trust” inscription.

No debate. No public referendum. No nothing! Just GONE!

We have taken this separation of church and state too far! It is time to stand up and take our country back!

So I am launching an all out war on these blasphemous coins! I will do my part to rid the nation of theses offenses to the Creator! If you come across one, please mail it to me at:

123 Main Street
Yourtown, USA 23454

I will see that these coins are properly handled and disposed of!

(Snopes is your friend, folks)

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I predict a rash of whooshes.

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Good.

Or rather…I freakin’ wish. :rolleyes:

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But links, apparently, are not yours.

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What are these dollar coins of which you speak? It sounds like a communist plot to make me give up my much beloved paper dollar bills.

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Snopes-fu is a subset of Google-fu.

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They’re a plot to increase the parking charges at meters!

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Link-fu is a subset of non-retard-fu.

F. U.

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Indeed! There ARE those of us who would not trust the crafty old bastard any farther than we could throw him.

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Her.

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Here’s a shiny new dollar. Run along now.

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Here’s my shiny new ass, and some chapstick.

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Does it have “In God We Trust” inscribed on it?

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Her? Hmm, yes, that WOULD make sense. Now that I think of it, God does seem like a woman driver.

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Can’t wait to put a coin bearing W’s likeness on a railroad track.

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Who but a woman could be so coy, and so demanding, in the same instant?

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** Updates sexist pigs list **

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Guilty as charged.

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If they release four per year, there is a chance I will still be alive when his comes out. I hope money will have finally become obsolete before that sad day arrives.

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That would be the 100 gallon coin, right?