It was twenty years ago today
Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play
They’ve been going in and out of style
But they’re guaranteed to raise a smile
So may I introduce to you
The act you’ve known for all these years
Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
We’re Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
We hope you will enjoy the show
We’re Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
Sit back and let the evening go
Sgt. Pepper’s lonely, Sgt. Pepper’s lonely
Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
What would you think if I sang out of tune?
You, you, you know my name, baby-
Look up the number
There are places I remember
All my life though some have changed
Some forever not for better
Some have gone and some remain
All these places have their moments
With lovers and friends I still can recall
Some are dead and some are living
In my life I’ve loved them all
Nothing is changed, it’s still the same.
I’ve got nothing to say but it’s okay.
I’ve got blisters on my fingers!
I wanna hold your hann-ann–annd.
I wanna hold your haaaand.
I read the news today; oh boy.
Everywhere it’s Christmas,
Everywhere it’s song…
London, Paris, Rome and New York,
Tokyo, Hong Kong.
Yes, everywhere it’s Christmas,
And I’m off to join the cheer,
Everywhere it’s Christmas,
At the end of every year.
Ah, look at all the lonely people…
Ah, look at all the lonely people.
…wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by the door.
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
Blackbird singing in the dead of night.
When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody’s help in any way.
But now those days are gone, I feel so insecure,
Now I find I’ve changed my mind and opened up the doors.
We’re so sorry, Uncle Albert…
I believe in yesterday.
That’s Wings, not Beatles.
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt.
She’s killer-diller when she’s dressed to the hilt.
She’s the kind of a girl
Who makes the News Of The World.
Yes, you could say that she’s attractively built.
I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me.
Her Majesty’s a pretty nice girl,
Someday I’m gonna make her mine.