In honor of the last day of school: Favorite middle school stupidities

The only 2 times I ever received swats (a whack on the butt from the principal with a paddle) was during my junior high years. The first time was for spit wads during an assembly attended by the Governor of the state. The second time was for making someone a sprinkler. You grab someone standing at a urinal peeing and spin them around so they pee on the person standing next to them peeing. In theory that person will stop peeing quickly and the person that gets peed on only gets a small wet spot on the side of his pants. The guy I spun, instead of stopping or turning back towards the urinal, continued to pee on the guy standing next to him. The recipient ended up soaked from waist to ankle. I ended up with a sore butt.